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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(via subafknroo)

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(via yugiohmygod)

dietcoketho:

me as a parent
IM SO FKN EXCITED
thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

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her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

(via ruinedchildhood)

melodica256:

likes-boys:

2pm // 3pm

welcome to britain

(via pinkkgemm)

(Source: creeeee, via ruinedchildhood)

50shadesofacceptance:

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true